Me, while glaring at my husband who is eating in front of the kids, "Why are you eating that slice of meat with your fingers?"My husband, with an angelic, questioning look on his face as he answers, "Because I'm wearing shoes and my feet can not reach my mouth?"Me, still glaring at my significant other because he continues to eat in a manner fit for barnyard animals in front of the kids, "Why can't you use a fork?"
My husband answers with a patently false misunderstood look on his face, "I already put it in the sink."
Me, getting really exasperated with his determination to look confused about WHY we, as adults, should not be setting such an example, "Why did you decide to eat it with your fingers instead of with a clean fork?"
My husband, "Because bobbing for meat never caught on?"
Check Mate. Yep. After knowing him for over thirty years (and yes, that was before his voice changed) I have learned when to just throw in the towel. I have also learned how to get even... Stay tuned...
QOTD: "Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." ~ Bill Cosby (b. 1937) American Actor, Comedian and Producer