Could you use our bathroom? I'm so sorry. At the moment, the toilet can't be flushed and I really wouldn't send my worst enemy into that gas chamber. Why, yes. My husband does happen to own a gas mask. Unfortunately he is out of state at the moment and he took his gas mask with him. Why did he need it? Um. well, he said something about his hotel accommodations in Atlanta being in an urban combat zone and he thought it better to be prepared. So you see, I believe your best bet is to search for restroom facilities... in the next state over. I'm sure that if you leave now, it won't take you any time at all to get there.
QOTD: "The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at." ~ unknown