"I can't go into that foxhole, it's too dirty."
"Whoa! Time Out!!! My pack is too heavy, I couldn't possibly be expected to carry it AND march, hike or whatever."
"But, I don't know how to set up a tent... Come to think of it though, we're Air Force... we can just call room service, right?"
"Your superhero alias would be Goldilocks:"
"My porridge is too hot. My porridge is too cold..."
Erin, "I really hate you right about now."