If you came to my blog in search of The Monday of Humor and you are in desperate need, then please feel free to read the previous post... IF it is an emergency... I hope to be able to laugh at the memory again by the weekend. Until then? There is NO humor here today... and do you want to know WHY there is no humor here today? Of course you do!
We have almost three feet of snow already. We are now looking at a good possibility of another three feet of snow by Thursday morning. For those of you that are mathematically challenged... that would be SIX feet of snow. Folks, I am only five feet, two and a half inches tall, but do not let that mislead you if you are foolish enough to risk my wrath.
If I see someone doing a 'Snow Dance', I will hurt them.
If I hear someone 'Praying for Snow', I will hurt them.
If I feel 'The Force' being manipulated to produce 'Snow', I will hunt the perpetrator(s) down and I will hurt them... and I won't CARE if you are Yoda or even related to Yoda!
If I even smell someone 'thinking'about Snow', I will hurt them.If I SEE anyone using the word 'Snow' in ANY of it's possible forms as a Key Word in a search engine... end up in my blog stats? I WILL BE GOING POSTAL!!!!
You have been warned.
You may carry on...