Husband (yelling up the stairs), "Erin your breakfast is getting cold!"
Erin, "I'M COMING!!!!"
Husband "Hey! You don't yell at me. Go back upstairs and read your kid manual. It states that very clearly."**roll of eyes**
Danielle, "I just wish there really were a kid's manual."
Husband, “There is. It’s one page and it says two things. Shut up. And listen. Oh, and pick up your crap.”
Nicole, "That's three things."
Husband, "See the first two rules."
QOTD: "No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal." Bill Cosby
(Originally posted 5 Dec 2007)