21 November 2009

Daddy's Little Pearls Of Wisdom For His Children...

Nicole explaining to her father why she should be praised for the condition of her room... after all, SHE knows where everything is...
Husband, "I would sooner praise Hurricane Catrina for her organizational skills before I praised you for the condition of your room... at least she left the area in better condition than you..."
::Rachel grumpily doing the dishes...
Husband, "If Anne Frank could maintain a good mood and outlook in a death camp... you can maintain one while loading the dishwasher..."
QOTD: "The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate." Oprah Winfrey (1954-) American television personality, Actress and Producer

3 comments:

  1. Your husband sounds like my dad...reading what he wrote brought back some serious flashbacks! ;)

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  2. 'reading what he SAID...not wrote'


    *sigh* it's been one of those days.

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  3. Mrs. Who, I totally understand what you meant. After all, great minds think alike... :o)

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