16 March 2011

Maxing Out The Medical Frequent Flyer Mileage...

Let's see.  In the last ten days, I have needed the emergency services professionals... four times.  Emergency medical appointments... five times.  School meetings... 6 visits.  The next ten days looks very similar.  I do, however need to keep the wings level and the humor high... therefore?  I give you questions to ponder while in waiting rooms.

"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?"

 "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some sort of mental
illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're ok then its you!"
 "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
 "Insanity is just anger-put to good use."

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