Erin, our youngest daughter once said to me a couple of years ago (I think she was about 9 years old):
"Mom, there is something wrong with Catastrophe. (Cat for short, one of our felines) Lately he can't seem to get enough attention. I pet him and pet him and pet him and he still wants more. I think he has attention deficit disorder."
Too funny. Even more so because Erin was dead serious when she said this. She was not joking. Our cat has ADD. How could you have a bad day after laughing this hard at the start? I kept a straight face and reassured her that Cat was fine, just spoiled rotten...
QOTD: "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~ Unknown