23 October 2010

Mountains, Oceans, Scotch And Meadow Muffins...

Since lemonade is once again being made here daily...
"Is your glass half-empty or half-full?"  
Haven't you ever wondered if this question should really be:
"Is your glass vacationing at the summit of picturesque Mount Everest or at the bottom of the Mariana Trench's abysmal depths?"  
or possibly:  
"Is your glass half-full or half-empty of water, scotch or excrement (or perhaps the more polite description of 'meadow muffins')?"

QOTD: “"The battle of wits has begun," said the man in black.  ~ from the movie, 'The Princess Bride'

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Contents from normal neural synapsis goes here....
Should unnatural neural synapsis occur? Take one cherry chocolate Hershey Kiss and carry on.
Should NO neural synapsis occur? Take two full strength chocolate Hershey Kisses and
try again in the morning.