Since lemonade is once again being made here daily...
"Is your glass half-empty or half-full?"
Haven't you ever wondered if this question should really be:
"Is your glass vacationing at the summit of picturesque Mount Everest or at the bottom of the Mariana Trench's abysmal depths?"
"Is your glass half-full or half-empty of water, scotch or excrement (or perhaps the more polite description of 'meadow muffins')?"
QOTD: “"The battle of wits has begun," said the man in black. ~ from the movie, 'The Princess Bride'