15 January 2013

Tuesday Morning Ponderings...

 What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

 If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

 If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

 Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?


  1. I shall ponder these things deeply... then I shall run away. ;)

    1. Running, huh? Was that before or after shoveling the snow? :)

  2. Having pondered deeply I have just a couple of answers:
    Orange is a flavor as well as a color - Lime and Lemon are more flavors than colors (unless you have the REALLY large box of Crayons).
    The sheep WOULD shrink if the shepherd put them in the dryer or high.

  3. It's very true about flavors but I think I'd be traumatized if EVERYTHING was named by how it tasted. I really don't want to know what the color brown would have been called. And I had to laugh about the dryer because I can see this long line of sheep, awaiting their turn in line! :)

  4. Logically, if a cow laughs too hard baby oil should come out of her nose.


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