|My stove, NOT my kitchen, although I sure wish it were!|
Husband: "That could have ended badly." (hmmm, King of the understatement?)
Rachel: "Good thing you caught the scent of gas in time as your sewing room is right above the kitchen."
Husband to Rachel: "Gas is heavier than air. It settles downward... like say, to your bedroom in the basement?"
Rachel: "But hot air rises!"
**Roll of eyes**
Husband, as he walks away: "And chocolate pleases"
I had to laugh outright at that. It's all about perspective is this house!
QOTD: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress." ~ British Airways pilot, after flying through a cloud of volcanic ash.
Note to family: I'm doing my best with the memory I have. Yes, I know I did not get the wording of this conversation down perfectly, but it's either live with it or I'll be forced to get a voice recorder and although that would make for much more interesting and numerous posts for me, it might not be better for your posterity. Let me know the decision. In the meantime I shall carry on, 'kay?