Danielle, "Ewwww! This has mushrooms in it!" (Ok. It's been a while since I put mushrooms in the sauce but I've never gotten a complaint til now...)
Her Father, "Well it IS spaghetti. Don't you like mushrooms?"
Her Father, almost militant in his questioning, "What have you got against mushrooms?"
Danielle, "It's a FUNGUS!"
Her Father, with an outraged expression on his face, "WHAT? Are you a funguphobe?"
QOTD: "Life is too short to stuff a mushroom." Unknown Author