OK, This was obviously meant for those unfortunate souls experiencing menopause. I am not looking forward to menopause, despite anything my family might say to the contrary. Anyway the rest of the descriptions fits our family perfectly so I'm posting it anyway with a small correction....
QOTD: "Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
Makes one of us, it can start tomorrow and I'd be happy. If I didn't look forward to it I wouldn't be on 6wks of expensive (3x's/day = $316) hormones and then having surgery in a couple of weeks. Surgery, thankfully is covered by OHIP and I should be only out of commission a couple of days and Grandma's coming to help.
ReplyDeleteOh, this is by choice... I'm not ill, just not 100%.
ahahahahahHAHHAhahahahahaHAHAhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahah!!
ReplyDeleteThat was HYSTERICAL!!
since I've been going through menopause for YEARS dammit... yes, this is all true. YES, I SAID TRUE! shit.
ReplyDeleteLAW
FW2 - Better start buying cases of energy drinks for Grandma's survival... :)
ReplyDeleteMeleah - Do you realize that you typed more 'H's then 'A's? Those poor 'A's probably feel discriminated against... I wonder if you can be sued by a letter of the alphabet? Just sayin'...
LAW - I can so empathize, but look at it this way... in OUR house there are seven of us... (six women and one poor, lowly male) I know which dwarf I would want to be... I should take a poll... :)
This post got me in deep dookie/hot water/whatever. I pinched the image, and posted it on my Facebook site.
ReplyDeleteGirl, did my wife EVER come unglued. Seriously, it was a rough Sunday night. Seriously. Rough. Seriously.
But, I still think it is hysterical.