21 November 2010

The Seven Dwarves Of PMS...

OK,  This was obviously meant for those unfortunate souls experiencing menopause.  I am not looking forward to menopause, despite anything my family might say to the contrary.  Anyway the rest of the descriptions fits our family perfectly so I'm posting it anyway with a small correction....


QOTD: "Do you know why they call it 'PMS'?  Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."


  1. Makes one of us, it can start tomorrow and I'd be happy. If I didn't look forward to it I wouldn't be on 6wks of expensive (3x's/day = $316) hormones and then having surgery in a couple of weeks. Surgery, thankfully is covered by OHIP and I should be only out of commission a couple of days and Grandma's coming to help.

    Oh, this is by choice... I'm not ill, just not 100%.

  2. ahahahahahHAHHAhahahahahaHAHAhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahah!!

    That was HYSTERICAL!!

  3. since I've been going through menopause for YEARS dammit... yes, this is all true. YES, I SAID TRUE! shit.


  4. FW2 - Better start buying cases of energy drinks for Grandma's survival... :)

    Meleah - Do you realize that you typed more 'H's then 'A's? Those poor 'A's probably feel discriminated against... I wonder if you can be sued by a letter of the alphabet? Just sayin'...

    LAW - I can so empathize, but look at it this way... in OUR house there are seven of us... (six women and one poor, lowly male) I know which dwarf I would want to be... I should take a poll... :)

  5. This post got me in deep dookie/hot water/whatever. I pinched the image, and posted it on my Facebook site.

    Girl, did my wife EVER come unglued. Seriously, it was a rough Sunday night. Seriously. Rough. Seriously.

    But, I still think it is hysterical.


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Should unnatural neural synapsis occur? Take one cherry chocolate Hershey Kiss and carry on.
Should NO neural synapsis occur? Take two full strength chocolate Hershey Kisses and
try again in the morning.