13 January 2014

Humorous Discoveries...

I must admit, an email gave me my first two chuckles of the day and made the making of lemonade this morning, easy. Both the joke and the quote were swiped from author Christina Dodd's newsletter:
A bad guy died & went to hell. He took the tour of different tortures he could endure: pitchforks, flaming brands, etc. In one room, he saw everyone was standing chest-deep in sh*t. He thought, “That’s not too bad,” & waded in. He stood there for a minute, then the devil in charge said, “Break’s over, everyone back on your heads!” 

QOTD: "When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." — Bernard Bailey

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Contents from normal neural synapsis goes here....
Should unnatural neural synapsis occur? Take one cherry chocolate Hershey Kiss and carry on.
Should NO neural synapsis occur? Take two full strength chocolate Hershey Kisses and
try again in the morning.