Husband: "Is your mother there?"
Erin: "Yes, but she's driving."
Husband: "Ask her if she needs me to pick up anything on the way home."
Me: "No, I think we already did all the shopping we need to for the day."
Erin, "No, we don't need your daily sacrifice of chocolate for today. We're happy."
Husband doesn't bat an eye or miss a beat, "Ok. Bye."
QOTD: "The application of daily chocolate has saved many a man." ~ Me