21 December 2009

Made A List, He Did Not Check Twice...

Me, "Honey, here's the shopping list.  Please make like Santa and be sure to check it twice.  I need everything on that list."

Husband, "Sure, no problem."
Me, "Honey, where did you put the half and half.  I need it to finish the Potato Leek Soup."

Husband pauses, then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Honey, I was so worried that the half and half would spoil in our refrigerator over night.  So I left it in the store's cooler so that it would be really fresh when you needed.  I'll just go get that really, really fresh half and half right now."
QOTD:  "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'" ~ Charlie Brown


  1. wow. I give him points for tapdancing around that one. Very constructive!


  2. Mine had the list yesterday. Was out 2hrs with the eldest. Came home with food... none of which was on the list.... Sigh...


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