Me, "Honey, here's the shopping list. Please make like Santa and be sure to check it twice. I need everything on that list."
Husband, "Sure, no problem."
Me, "Honey, where did you put the half and half. I need it to finish the Potato Leek Soup."
Husband pauses, then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Honey, I was so worried that the half and half would spoil in our refrigerator over night. So I left it in the store's cooler so that it would be really fresh when you needed. I'll just go get that really, really fresh half and half right now."
QOTD: "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'" ~ Charlie Brown