|Photo by Danielle Smith (sans embellishment) :)|
Suspend reality for a moment... If you truly did have a wardrobe that opened into our living room on game night.
Would you want to be a participant or commentator?
Rachel, "Dad says when he gets home we should fix that road sign."
Me, "What road sign and what KIND of fixing?"
Rachel, "The road sign at the bottom of the hill just up from our house." (The rest of the local population would see a sign marking the end of the current road and know that they must now choose a new direction of travel. This is apparently not specific enough for my husband and daughter...)
Me, "What KIND of 'fixing'?"
Rachel, "It needs directions to Narnia or Mordor. We're just going to add it to the sign."
"One, Never break more than one law at a time. So if we were able to drive and had a tail light that was busted, we shouldn't speed."
"Two, Never bring along a camera if you are going to break the law. That one was easy to understand so we didn't really need an explanation for that one."
"Three, Never try to understand someone else's 'kink'. So we should just accept people the way they are even if we do think they are a little strange."
"Four, Never date your friend's spouses or girlfriends/boyfriends. This is just not acceptable behavior and could get you into a LOT of trouble so it is just best to avoid the situation."