I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to not slap an idiot today... Amen.
"My mother told me to never speak ill of people. So let me just say you are a marvelously articulate chimp."
I can't remember where I found some of this and I know I've posted this positive message before but I am feeling too sick to research it, so just work with me here. OK?
QOTD: "Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." ~ William Dement, in Newsweek, 1959