11 January 2013

Warning! Positive Thoughts Ahead...

I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times.

I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to not slap an idiot today... Amen.

"My mother told me to never speak ill of people. So let me just say you are a marvelously articulate chimp."

I can't remember where I found some of this and I know I've posted this positive message before but I am feeling too sick to research it, so just work with me here.  OK?

QOTD: "Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." ~ William Dement, in Newsweek, 1959
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2 comments:

  1. LeeAnnJanuary 11, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    I should have all these on t-shirts to wear to work. It's only fair.

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    1. Lemon StandJanuary 11, 2013 at 12:50 PM

      I love it! Then nobody can complain they weren't warned... :)

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Contents from normal neural synapsis goes here....
Should unnatural neural synapsis occur? Take one cherry chocolate Hershey Kiss and carry on.
Should NO neural synapsis occur? Take two full strength chocolate Hershey Kisses and
try again in the morning.

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