It's medium sized, wrinkled and colored with more than a little bit of grey matter.
It answers to the names Mom, wife, Lemon Stand and very occasionally 'hey you'.
It has a great deal of compassion (when warranted), wit and snark (when pressed).
It does tend to wander and wonder with a little more frequency than it used to but is at peace with this.
It has, in the past, gravitated to humorous situations, chocolate, books and occasionally fabric stores (whenever it thinks it can get away with it) and has a fine tuned sense of the absurd.
If anyone should find it, please tell it that it is missed and is wanted desperately at home.
QOTD: "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't tell where it keeps it's brain." Arthur Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ~ J. K. Rolling